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Not What You Expected, Is It?

In 14 - Make Something From Scratch on December 19, 2009 at 5:55 pm

“Make Something From Scratch” would seem to denote a cake, or a craft, but i submit to you my final exam for IDIS 770: CRC History and Polity, made from scratch. Now please allow me to defend myself:

This particular class was kind of like a mash up of two separate classes: history and polity. The history portion finished about a third of the way through the semester and we began the polity portion. Since it began I finished approximately 0% of the related readings and went to less than 50% of the classes, meaning that I knew almost nothing about the subject. I had completed one earlier quiz that I had studied for and aced, but only with the help of my fellow EPMCers (that’s my program) and by the time the final came around I had completely forgotten that there was a quiz at all. I had to check the syllabus to be sure.

The exam was a take home test, and it took one of my class mates an hour and a half to complete. Not so for me. I took 9 hours. The test was four questions, including one about the administration of church discipline, one about children at the communion table, another about the role of the church order, and another where I was asked to evaluate a decision made by synod concerning whether or not former elders could be delegates. I knew nothing. Averaging slightly more than two hours per question I did readings, looked over notes, read information on the website and read the church order (the subject of the class) for the first time all semester. All in all, I’d say it was a very educational experience. I started with nothing (or scratch, you might say), but by the end, I wouldn’t be surprised if I aced that baby.

Glossary

Church Polity: This is the basically the formal ways in which the church runs. The document itself is called the Church Order.

Church Order: Most denominations have some sort of polity to govern how services are organized, how the church is governed, how someone can become a pastor or elder, etc. The class is a very technical type of class because the polity is very technical. For example, the CRC church order includes that if you are not an ordained minister you cannot raise your hands above your waist when giving the benediction. That makes it sound incredibly inane and tedious (it is a little tedious), but it is actually really important, and it is a document that is formed by the whole church. If I thought there was something wrong with the church order, I could write it up and submit it, and if others thought I was right, it could get voted on at Synod and potentially change the document. The point is to keep some sort of order in the church, and to protect churches and the denomination from too much power in a few people’s hands, and to make sure that people are actually teaching the gospel, instead of some other crap, which often happens in churches. Someone in my class (on one of the rare days that I was there) described it like this: “It’s not that the denomination is saying that we can’t change, but it is asking us to change together.”

Synod: This is the highest governing body in the CRC. It is made up of elected elders and pastors from all of the classes (classis is a regional governing body of the same type). The pastors and elders that go every year change, so it can never be one group of power hungry people. It is a representation of the churches.

Delegate: An elder or pastor (I can’t remember if deacon’s can go? I should look it up in the church order) is sent to Synod as a delegate.

Inspired by Sara

In 14 - Make Something From Scratch on December 11, 2009 at 5:22 pm

What a lovely time of year to make Christmas cookies.

I decided that while expanding my circle of friends, we should do something fun and creative together instead of doing the usual movie watching (said friend had just watched Labyrinth for the first time and was, to say the very least, traumatized by David Bowie in tights. I know… I couldn’t believe it either.) So, needless to say, she wasn’t too keen on any movie suggestions I would have made. So, cookies it is!!!

I even made my first icing ever, from scratch. Not bad for someone who only a few years ago was the brunt of many a joke about not being able to bake or cook, whilst looking confused at the recently acquired baking tools at a certain wedding shower we don’t like to talk about.

I think the pictures that follow explain the rest. It was a good time and included me having icing on my face for a solid two hours before noticing. (I tried to convince a four year old once that you must have flour on your face in order to do a really good job, but he didn’t believe me. I have learned that icing on the face is much better than flour.)

carefully reading the instructions…

it was at this point that the mixer started to smell like burning plastic. something about frozen butter?

multicultural baking

This is Jesus. I wondered if this was sacrilegious. Jeremy said that eating it would be. Hailey decided that making a cookie cross for him to hang on would be. I opted for eating the cookie and not hanging him on a cross. I think it’s obvious this was after the resurrection. So there.

SCRATCH That One Off The List (Two)

In 14 - Make Something From Scratch on December 10, 2009 at 11:14 pm

Being at my parents means three things (that are specific to this post):

1. Well-stocked kitchen

2. More counter space than I could ever dream about in an apartment

3. I’m supposed to give 30 minutes each day to the house

“Giving time to the house” can mean cleaning, or cooking, or, well, cleaning or cooking.  Today, I choose cooking.  Baking, to be more precise.  Why?  Because Mama Wilde hinted last night that there were some blackened bananas that would surely make a lovely loaf of bread.

Now, plain old banana bread is not enough for me.  I like to mix it up with coconut, yo!  But then, for some reason, I read “1/2 cup Chopped Walnuts, 1/2 cup Cut Maraschino Cherries” as “1 cup of crushed M&Ms.”  I guess my eyesight goes funny sometimes?  Or maybe nuts and candied cherries ruin the beauty that is Coconut Banana Bread, and M&Ms are wicked fanstastic?  Or maybe it was magic.

Plain Old Ingredients…

become AMAZINGNESS:

It’s like magic. Oh yeah, and somehow the loaf turned into muffins. Magic!

My “make something from scratch” was going to be a pie (because they seem impossible to me) or homemade facials (because they seem awesome to me), but I’m a-okay with taking the challenges on as they present themselves to me. And maybe pie and facials will come naturally next week (magic!).

Jennifer

我住在厨房里。(I live in the kitchen.)

In 14 - Make Something From Scratch on December 4, 2009 at 4:29 pm

The Christmas season is upon us. Usually, this is the season that makes me the most angry, with its offensive assault of inflatable waving lawn-snowmen from August to January. But: in this beautiful, beautiful country (Cathay!), the Christmas merch has only come out in the past few days; and then, only in the supermarkets with import goods. Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

All this to say, to my surprise, I’m actually getting into the Christmas spirit. I sang along with some Christmas songs, today. Even more so: I REQUESTED Christmas songs. Absence really does make the heart grow fonder.

There’s something more to this, though. Sensory associations. I was baking sugar cookies to decorate. Traditionally, my sister and I do this together, in our family kitchen, listening to (and singing along to, and dancing to) The Judds Christmas album on cassette, followed by the Young Messiah, and Rita MacNeil’s Now the Bells Ring. It is a special, special time.

My friend Brittany threw a Christmas party today. Of about 25 or 30 guests, three were foreigners. Two Americans, and a lone Canadian in the kitchen. It was amazing. In China, Christmas means 圣诞老人 (Santa). I guess you also go out for dinner, maybe (Chinese love festivals). But for the students who came to the party, it was their first ever experience with an actual Christmas party. We decorated the tree, we played games, we drank hot chocolate, hot apple cider, and watched Elf. It was rockin’ awesome. It was heart-warming. It was everything Christmas should be. Trust me.

Anyway, in the spirit of The List II, I thought we should have some cookies from scratch and decorate them. It turns out that most Chinese have never baked anything. Not even from a box. So, the fact that I was in there, mixing butter and sugar and eggs and flour, rolling out cookies, sticking them in the oven… it was a spectacle. Regularly girls would come through to ask about the ingredients, and tell me that the cookies were “so cute!” and that I was “so cool!”. It was great. Afterwards I put them on the table, assuming they would know what I meant by “decorate”… but they made me show them how. And that’s the last I’ve heard from my left hemisphere, which I assume imploded from the shock (…of realizing my own assumptions?)

Anyway, I’m including a handy photo-diary of the events as they unfolded… perhaps as proof that I actually did this challenge? And I’ll point out that Brittany doesn’t have a mixer, so I mixed the sugar and butter by hand, and “beat in” the eggs and vanilla with a whisk. I’ve got the arms of a god, now.

Challenge #14: Make Something From Scratch


At this point, the cookies are butter in a bowl, and dreams.


Now the cookies are MASH in a bowl!


After I added the dry ingredients, I had a few clever moments.


Batch one turned out great… and then there were another six. I only lost three cookies to to the top burner.


Waiting for a slow bronzing.


They liked the decorating, but I feel like most of the cookies got eaten plain..


A little Charlie Brown, maybe, but it’s home.

sarajane

Welcome to The List II

In 01 - Learn Something You've Been Meaning To Learn, 02 - Intentionally Expand Your Circle Of Friends And Acquaintances, 03 - Make Your Home/Life/Etc More Eco-Friendly, 04 - Make Something For A Friend, With An Encouraging Message Attached, 05 - Stand In Solidarity, 06 - Fast, In The Manner Of Abstaining From Something With Purpose, 07 - Write A Letter Of Protest, 08 - Reduce Your Reliance On Technology, 09 - Cross Something Off Of Your To-Do List That You Have Been Dreading, 10 - Ask Someone To Teach You Something, 11 - Tangibly Love Your Enemy, 12 - Experience A Part Of Your City That You Never Have Before, 13 - Send A Letter To Someone You Haven't Had Contact With In A Long Time, 14 - Make Something From Scratch, 15 - Eat Your Recommended Daily Portion Of Fruit, 16 - Practice Geography, 17 - Host, 18 - At Church, Or In Some Other Social Situation, Move Toward The People Who Look Like They're On The Outside Instead Of Talking With People You Are Comfortable With, 19 - Yell, 20 - Dance Party, 21 - Spend Time Alone In A Public Place, 22 - Build A Fort, 23 - Learn Something About Someone, 24 - Drink Water, 25 - Clear The Air, 26 - Tidy Your Place, 27 - Say What You Are Thinking on December 1, 2009 at 1:42 am

6 women (see “Participants”)

3 continents (see the locations in “Participants”)

27 challenges (see “Items of The List II”)

1.5 months (December 1, 2009 – January 15, 2010)

many reasons (see “What Is The List II?”)

1 blog (bravo! you’ve found it!)

hopefully regular updates and reflections on how we’re all faring with this undertaking…

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